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What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells? Lyrics



Its worse than Disco
Its worse that Achy Breaky Fever Too
This is L. A. M. E.

If I gotta hear this stupid little song again Ill die
But its on next to me I dont know where

Looks like its Sheryl Crow or nothing
And this songs sure a big one
An Im sure that its catchy, its gotta be making money
But its burnt crispy to me
and I wonder if Ill hear it everyday
for the rest of my whole life

Well a sappy D. J. Intros this song
Im dangerously close to a radio speaker
But I turn it of quick with this crowbar

All I wanna do is trash this song
I gotta feeling Im not the only one

What I wanna do is load my gun
Gimme that CD Ill put some holes in one

Its no longer new, Its overdone
It gives me a headache, and Im not the only one

All I wanna do is smash this tune
And when this song comes on
Rip the stereo right out of my car

And if I hum this one
Rip my hair right out and kick me real hard!



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