What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells?

Its worse than Disco Its worse that Achy Breaky Fever Too This is L. A. M. E. If I gotta hear this stupid little song again Ill die But its on next to me I dont know where Looks like its Sheryl Crow or nothing And this songs sure a big one An Im sure that its catchy, its gotta be making money But its burnt crispy to me and I wonder if Ill hear it everyday for the rest of my whole life Well a sappy D. J. Intros this song Im dangerously close to a radio speaker But I turn it of quick with this crowbar All I wanna do is trash this song I gotta feeling Im not the only one What I wanna do is load my gun Gimme that CD Ill put some holes in one Its no longer new, Its overdone It gives me a headache, and Im not the only one All I wanna do is smash this tune And when this song comes on Rip the stereo right out of my car And if I hum this one Rip my hair right out and kick me real hard!