Sister Mary Elephant Lyrics

TEACHER:
Good morning, cla*s. Good morning, cla*s. Cla*s? Cla*s!? SHUT UP!!!!! Thank you.
As you know your regular teacher Sister Rosetta Stone is on a small vacation. However she does send her love, at least fingerpaintings, and desk club she`s making. I am your substitute teacher, Sister Mary Elephant.
Cla*s, attention. Attention, cla*s! Cla*s? SHUT UP!!!!! Thank you.
Young man, now give me that knife. Thank you.
Now cla*s, you all know who I am, so let`s find out who you are.
Cla*s? Cla*s!? SHUT UP!!!!!

CHONG:
Far out, man!

TEACHER:
Thank you.
Now cla*s, Sister Rosetta has informed me that your a*signment for the last two months has been to write an essay in titled How I Spent My Summer Vacation. Who would like to read theirs before the cla*s?
Cla*s? Cla*s!? Cla-- SHUT UP!!!!! Thank you.
Young man in the first row, stand up, state your name, and read your essay.

STUDENT:
Who me?

TEACHER:
Yes. Read your essay, please!

STUDENT:
Uh, I don`t have it finished yet.

TEACHER:
Well then, read what you have, young man!

STUDENT:
Okay. The first day on my vacation, what I did on my summer vacation, the first day on my vacation, I woke up. Then, I went downtown to a quiet job. Then I hung out in front of the drugstore. The second day on my summer vacation, I woke up, then I went downtown to look for a job. Then I hung out in front of the drugstore. The third day on my summer vacation, I woke up...

TEACHER:
Now that`s fine, young man!

STUDENT :
...Then I went downtown to look for a job...

TEACHER:
Now that`s fine, young man!

STUDENT :
...Then I got a job, keeping people from here and out in front of the drugstore. The fourth day on my...

TEACHER:
Young man? Young man? Young man!? SHUT UP!!!!! Thank you.
Now cla*s, I have a surprise for you! I`m going to read you some poems out of this lovely book of poetry. The sun kisses the morning skies. The birds kiss the butterflies. The dew kisses the morning gra*s. Cla*s? Cla*s!? Cla-- WAKE UP!!!!!

CHONG:
I gotta go to the can, man!

Cheech & Chong - Big Bambu

Jan 1991

1. Sister Mary Elephant
2. Ralph And Herbie
3. Streets Of New York Or Los Angeles Or San Francisco Or...
4. Rebuttal: Speaker Ashley Roachclip
5. The Continuing Adventures Of Pedro De Pacas And Man
6. The Bust
7. Television Medley: a) Tortured Old Man
8. Television Medley: b) Empire Hancock
9. Television Medley: c) Let's Make A Dope Deal
10. Television Medley: d) Unamerican Bandstand