The Great Outdoors! Lyrics

The song The Great Outdoors! is performed by Clutch in the album named Pure Rock Fury in the year 2001 .



All you la*ses in Parna*sus, swallowing swords
Shooting out fire at us heathen hordes
I was thinkin' something before I began
But then you done cut off both of my hands
Now I do my drinking from bamboo straws
Constantly kicking at tarantulas
What was I thinking, move to Baltimore?
Oh yeah, the great outdoors!
Jump into the water
Keel-hauled on the Constellation
Don't sell my belongings
'Cause you know that I'll be baaack
Remember when I told ya that I was a samurai?
Well the fact of the matter is, that was a lie
There were some other things that I'd rather not recall
Y'all can blame it all on the alcohol
But you ain't got no business criticizing me
This is my house and I'll do as I please
What was I thinking, move to Baltimore?
Oh yeah, the great outdoors!
Jump into the water
Keel-hauled on the Constellation
Don't sell my belongings
'Cause you know that I'll be baaack
Move it on over and give me a slice
If you're in the market for green zucchini
Farmers' Almanac got the largest size
Winnebago woman, whatcha cookin'?
Move it on over and give me a slice
I'd be a richer man today if it weren't for physics
If I could levitate I would sell lots of tickets
And maybe do an interview with Larry King while flooooaaaating
I'd be a richer man today if it weren't for physics
If I could levitate I would sell lots of tickets
Move it on over and give me a slice




Clutch - Pure Rock Fury

Mar 2001

  1. American Sleep
  2. Pure Rock Fury
  3. Open Up The Border
  4. Careful With That Mic...
  5. Red Horse Rainbow
  6. The Great Outdoors!
  7. Smoke Banshee
  8. Frankenstein
  9. Sinkemlow
  10. Immortal
  11. Brazenhead
  12. Drink To The Dead
  13. Spacegrass (Live)


The Great Outdoors!