Eunuch Boy Lyrics

The song Eunuch Boy is performed by Descendents in the album named Everything Sucks in the year 1996 .



Eunuch boy, eunuch boy
Thought a lawnmover was another toy
Don't laugh at him cause he can't piss straight
He can't even masturbate
Got no gonads, only two sockets
Got no bulge in his pockets
Eunuch boy, eunuch boy
Thought a lawnmower was just another toy
Can't even make it through a day of school
They try to stomp his shriveled tool
It must s*ck to know you'll never f**k.




Descendents - Everything Sucks

Sep 1996

  1. Everything Sux
  2. I'm The One
  3. Coffee Mug
  4. Rotting Out
  5. Sick-O-Me
  6. Caught
  7. When I Get Old
  8. Doghouse
  9. She Loves Me
  10. Hateful Notebook
  11. We
  12. Eunuch Boy
  13. This Place
  14. I Won't Let Me
  15. Thank You


Eunuch Boy