Eunuch Boy

Eunuch boy, eunuch boy Thought a lawnmover was another toy Don't laugh at him cause he can't piss straight He can't even masturbate Got no gonads, only two sockets Got no bulge in his pockets Eunuch boy, eunuch boy Thought a lawnmower was just another toy Can't even make it through a day of school They try to stomp his shriveled tool It must s*ck to know you'll never f**k.