Mass Nerder Lyrics

The song Mass Nerder is performed by Descendents in the album named Cool to Be You in the year 2004 .

Don't got no goatee
Don't got no tattoo
Don't got no nose ring
Don't wanna be like you

Check out these gla*ses
So I'll never be cool
Always get my a*sed kick
When I get to school

Don't worry about image
Don't got no attitude
I know I won't get laid
If I wont be like you!

Don't got no biceps
Don't got no pecks
But I'll read you under the table
With my thick specks

See I got these gla*ses
So they kick my a*s
But I'll kick their a*ses
When I get to cla*s

I got these gla*ses
So I can't wear shades
I'll kick their a*ses
I'll get good grades

Gonna kick their a*ses in cla*s
Gonna kick their a*ses in cla*s
Gonna kick their a*ses in cla*s
Gonna get good grades!

I can't get rid of the times
Can't stop the party line
Don't know what the scenes about
Don't tell me to mellow out!

Don't got no goatee
No f**king safety pin
No I ain't no junkee
Don't got no heroin

Don't got no styling lotion
Don't wanna live by the ocean
Just wanna be myself
All you poseurs go to hell!

Gonna kick their a*ses in cla*s
Gonna kick their a*ses in cla*s
Gonna kick their a*ses in cla*s
Gonna get good grades!

a*ses in cla*s
a*ses in cla*s
a*ses in cla*s

a*ses in cla*s
a*ses in cla*s
a*ses in cla*s

a*ses in cla*s
a*ses in cla*s
a*ses in cla*s

We must read
We must read
We must read
We must read
RRRREEEEAAAADDDD!

Somebody get me a book!

Descendents - Cool to Be You

Mar 2004

Mass Nerder