I Need a Chick Lyrics

I need a chick to s*ck my d**k
I need a dog to lick my hog
I need a cat to stroke my bat
I'm pukin and shitin' and dyin' of thirst
I ain't got no field to plow
There's no hole for my pole
I'd f**k a mink stole
I need a woman who understands
There's nothing more spiritual
Than dog style love
And when I find her
I'm going to get down on my knees
I'm going to eat her
'cause she's the moon