I'm a Potato Lyrics

Supermarket flashbacks
Show arms and legs in plastic sacks
Fat men twelve bananas high
Die while all the women cry

Love, love gets s*cked away
On big fat lips while people pray
Boy plus girl make mess out of s*x
No babies come, what happens next

De-evolution, self-execution, no-solution
I'm a potato and I'm so hip

Teenage hoodlums stand in line
Donate blood to pay for crime
Butchers steal doctor's tools
Sow pretty heads on dogs and mules

Hi-fi systems men in pairs
Tape bodies falling down the stairs
Father-son teams split the cost
Of nighttime girls but all is lost

To de-evolution, self-execution, no-solution
I'm a Spudman, I got eyes all around

Martian feet turn dirt and stone
For buried treasure human bone
Madison men tattoo ads on
Ten year olds with s*cker pads

Rockets rust attack, decay things
Fall apart while spacemen play
Now daddy zero drops his brown
Go down, go down, go down

To de-evolution self-execution, no-solution
I'm a Spudgun, I'd like to shoot'em all!!