I'm Afraid of Japan Lyrics

The song I'm Afraid of Japan is performed by Final Fantasy in the album named He Poos Clouds in the year 2006 .



Nippon, won't you take me into your arms and make me
Into a sergeant, emboldened and enlargened
For some the spell was shafted, but I am in your sway
Yes, I am still enchanted by the ways of yesterday

To the public park I walk with my new wife
And in the summer heat, I lose my head
I tell her that the army needs a modus operandi
I tell her where I really went that evening in Chelsea
I tell her I don't think I'll last another single night
She says, Yeah, right

If I do it with an ice pick, will I come back as a jock?
If I fast until starvation will I be born again a Christian?
I hear that death by burning means returning as a girl
But only by seppuku can I retain my virtue

But all my efforts have only made
An army of greedy gays
Will no one read The Sound Of Waves?
Oh, oh, I am afraid.



Final Fantasy - He Poos Clouds

Jun 2006

  1. Arctic Circle
  2. He Poos Clouds
  3. This Lamb Sells Condos
  4. If I Were a Carp
  5. I'm Afraid of Japan
  6. Song Song Song
  7. Many Lives 49 MP
  8. Do You Love?
  9. Pooka Sings

I'm Afraid of Japan