Artificial Rhonda Lyrics

The song Artificial Rhonda is performed by Frank Zappa in the album named Thing Fish in the year 1995 .

Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier)
Steve vai (guitar)
Ray white (guitar, vocals)
Tommy mars (keyboards)
Chuck wild (piano)
Arthur barrow (ba*s)
Scott thunes (ba*s)
Jay anderson (string ba*s)
Ed mann (percussion)
Chad wackerman (drums)
Ike willis (vocals)
Terry bozzio (vocals)
Dale bozzio (vocals)
Napoleon murphy brock (vocals)
Bob harris (vocals)
Johnny "guitar" watson (vocals)

Thing-fish:
Don't look ob'dewlla! it's too horrible! I b'lieve de muthaf**ker 'bout to ask dat rubber girl to dance!

Harry-as-a-boy:
Hey, good-lookin'!

Thing-fish:
See! I told ya!

Harry-as-a-boy:
May I have this dance?

Thing-fish:
Muthaf**ker barf me right on outa here, an' gag me wit a spoon!

Harry-as-a-boy:
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? do you come here often?

Thing-fish:
Yow!

Harry-as-a-boy: (singing)
I got a girl with a little rubber head
Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed
She never talk back like a lady might do
An' she looks like she loves it every time I get through
And her name is
A-r-t-i
F-i-c, I cry
A-l, don't be shy!
Artificial rhonda
With the plastic pie

Her eyes is all shut in a ecstasy face
I can cram it down her throat, people, any old place!
Then I throw the little switch on her battery pack
'n I can poot it, I can shoot it till it makes her gack!
And her name is
A-r-t-i
F-i-c, I cry
A-l, don't be shy!
Artificial rhonda
With the plastic pie

Ensemble:
De boy got a girl wit' a lil' rubber haid
Rinse her out evvy night, jes befo' he go t'bed
He gonna grow up, 'n marry dat trash
Wit a ugly rubber head, an' a 'flateable gash

She jes' de kinda girl dis s*cker might need
He's a little bit dumb, peoples, yes indeed
De boy wanna 'rhonda', jeffo hisseff!
She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'
She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'
She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'
She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'

Frank Zappa - Thing Fish

May 1995

Artificial Rhonda