Wonderful Wino Lyrics

L.A. in the summer of 69
I went downtown and bought me some wine
Oh, I drank it down under the table
I said, '€œWatch me now, I'm gonna eat the label"

Well I'm a wino man, don't you know I am?

36 24, hips about 30
I seen a fine lady and I started talkin' dirty
Boy, she looked over at me and she raised her thumb
She said, "Jam down the road you bum, bum, bum, bum"

I'm a wino man, don't you know I am?

I went to the country and while I was gone
I lost control of my body functions
On the road ahead at the ladies front lawn
I'm so ashamed, but I'm a wino man, I can't help myself

I've been drinkin' all night till my eyes got red
Stumbled on the gutter and busted my head
Bugs in my zoot suit, been scratchin' like a dog
I can't stand no water and I stink like a hog

Give me a five dollar bill and an overcoat too
Give me a five dollar bill and an overcoat too
A five dollar bill and an overcoat too
A five dollar bill and a floor shine shoe

Frank Zappa - Lost Episodes

Feb 1996

1. The Blackouts
2. Lost In A Whirlpool
3. Ronnie Sings?
4. Kenny's Booger Story
5. Ronnie's Booger Story
6. Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt
7. Tiger Roach
8. Run Home Slow Theme
9. Fountain Of Love
10. Run Home Cues, #2
11. Any Way The Wind Blows
12. Run Home Cues, #3
13. Charva
14. The Dick Kunc Story
15. Wedding Dress Song
16. Handsome Cabin Boy
17. Cops & Buns
18. The Big Squeeze
19. I'm A Band Leader
20. Alley Cat
21. The Grand Wazoo
22. Kung Fu
23. Basement Music #1
24. Lil' Clanton Shuffle
25. I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
26. Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
27. Wonderful Wino
28. RDNZL
29. Inca Roads
30. Sharleena