Wonderful Wino

L.A. in the summer of 69 I went downtown and bought me some wine Oh, I drank it down under the table I said, '€œWatch me now, I'm gonna eat the label" Well I'm a wino man, don't you know I am? 36 24, hips about 30 I seen a fine lady and I started talkin' dirty Boy, she looked over at me and she raised her thumb She said, "Jam down the road you bum, bum, bum, bum" I'm a wino man, don't you know I am? I went to the country and while I was gone I lost control of my body functions On the road ahead at the ladies front lawn I'm so ashamed, but I'm a wino man, I can't help myself I've been drinkin' all night till my eyes got red Stumbled on the gutter and busted my head Bugs in my zoot suit, been scratchin' like a dog I can't stand no water and I stink like a hog Give me a five dollar bill and an overcoat too Give me a five dollar bill and an overcoat too A five dollar bill and an overcoat too A five dollar bill and a floor shine shoe