American Honk Tonk Bar Association Lyrics

If your paycheck depends on
The weather and the clock
If your conversation calls for
A little more than a coffee pot
If you need to pour your heart out
And try to rectify some situation
That you're facing
Contact your American Honky Tonk Bar a*sociation
When Uncle Sam dips in your pocket
Now for most things you don't mind
But when your dollar goes to all of those
Standing in a welfare line
Rejoice you have a voice
If you're concerned about the destination
Of this great nation
Contact your American Honky-Tonk Bar a*sociation
We're talkin' about your
Hard hat, gunrack, achin'-back
Over taxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowd
They're heart is in the music
And they love to play it loud
There's no forms or applications
There's no red tape administrations
It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar a*sociation
We're all one big family
Throughout the cities and the towns
We don't reach for handouts
we reach for those who are down
And every local chapter has a seven day a week
Available consultation
For your frustration
It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar a*sociation
We're talkin' about your
Mud flaps, six pack, beer crack
Over-taxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowd
They're heart is in the music
And they love to play it loud
There's no forms or no applications
There's no red tape administrations
It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar a*sociation
Go join your American Honky-Tonk Bar a*sociation
Do not delay
Contact today
Your AHBA
Your AHBA
Go join your American Honky-Tonk Bar a*sociation