Somebody Fix Me Lyrics

Friday night I started my first fist fight
Got me kicked out of the bar
When I went stumbling through
The parking lot, you know

I could not find my car
So I bummed a ride from Bessie
My old school friend
She said, '€œHoney, where you want to go?'€

But all I said is, '€œI think this might be the end
And I'm feeling sick so could you drive me slow?'€
Because my man he up and left me, left me in dust
Doctor, lawyer, banker, tell me who can I trust?

Somebody fix me
Fix me from head to toe
You'd better drop a line
Or else you're leaving me out in cold

That man of mine he sure was one of a kind
He never did treat me wrong
He was the sweet kind of man
Who kept me straight in line

But now he's got me singing this low-down song
Now I ain't got nobody 'round
To come and help me get well
When all I do is drink and cry

Preacher man said
'€œBaby, why don't you help yourself?'€
But I'm too low-down to even try
I've drank up all my brandy, finished all my wine
I need your love candy, make me feel just fine

I was a real good girl for most of my early life
I figured someday I'd make some man a real good wife
I always washed my knickers, pressed my blue, blue jeans
I've got no idea how I got so mean

Now my man he up and left me, left me in the dust
Doctor, lawyer, banker, tell me who can I trust?