When Santa Comes To Town Lyrics

The song When Santa Comes To Town is performed by Jeff Dunham in the album named Don't Come Home for Christmas in the year 2026 .

(Peanut):
The days are growing shorter
And the nights are growing colder
We know Santa's on his way
We can't wait another day
I want a brand new skateboard and a scooter too
Because to operate them, you only need one shoe

(Achmed)
I would like some dynamite and some nitro too
Don't care what Santa brings me
As long as it has a fuse

(Bubba J)
When I fight with the Mrs.
There's no place to hide
So my Christmas wishes a brand new double wide

(All)
Sleigh bells, sleigh bells such a joyest sound
Everyone has a special wish when Santa comes to town

(Walter)
I wish weren't so sunny
I prefer December gloom

(Peanut)
But there's plenty of snow for everyone
In Guitar Guys dressing room

(Achmed)
I want a voice box and some lungs
So I can scream and shout

(Peanut)
And some skin to wrap him in
So they don't fall out

(Jose)
I've been the prefect pepper
As good as I can be

(Peanut)
You'll be the perfect angel
When we stick you on the tree ha!

(All)
Sleigh bells, sleigh bells such a joyest sound
Everyone has a special wish when Santa comes to town

(Music Break)

(Peanut)
I need a matching tennis shoe

(Achmed)
I need a pair of ears

(Walter)
I wish this song was over

(Bubba J)
I could use another beer

(Peanut)
I want a stack of money

(Bubba J)
Wanna win a NASCAR race

(Walter)
If I sit here any longer
I'll need Preperation H

(All)
Sleigh bells, sleigh bells such a joyest sound
Everyone has a special wish when Christmas rolls around
And Santa comes to town

(Bubba J)
That was good

(Walter)
Shut up

Jeff Dunham - Don't Come Home for Christmas

Feb 2026

When Santa Comes To Town