When Santa Comes To Town

(Peanut): The days are growing shorter And the nights are growing colder We know Santa's on his way We can't wait another day I want a brand new skateboard and a scooter too Because to operate them, you only need one shoe (Achmed) I would like some dynamite and some nitro too Don't care what Santa brings me As long as it has a fuse (Bubba J) When I fight with the Mrs. There's no place to hide So my Christmas wishes a brand new double wide (All) Sleigh bells, sleigh bells such a joyest sound Everyone has a special wish when Santa comes to town (Walter) I wish weren't so sunny I prefer December gloom (Peanut) But there's plenty of snow for everyone In Guitar Guys dressing room (Achmed) I want a voice box and some lungs So I can scream and shout (Peanut) And some skin to wrap him in So they don't fall out (Jose) I've been the prefect pepper As good as I can be (Peanut) You'll be the perfect angel When we stick you on the tree ha! (All) Sleigh bells, sleigh bells such a joyest sound Everyone has a special wish when Santa comes to town (Music Break) (Peanut) I need a matching tennis shoe (Achmed) I need a pair of ears (Walter) I wish this song was over (Bubba J) I could use another beer (Peanut) I want a stack of money (Bubba J) Wanna win a NASCAR race (Walter) If I sit here any longer I'll need Preperation H (All) Sleigh bells, sleigh bells such a joyest sound Everyone has a special wish when Christmas rolls around And Santa comes to town (Bubba J) That was good (Walter) Shut up