Ol' Ben Lucas Lyrics

The song Ol' Ben Lucas is performed by Kinky Friedman in the album named They Ain't Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore in the year 2005 .



(kinky friedman)

Ol' ben lucas had a lot of mucus
Comin' right out of his nose.
He picked and picked till it made you sick
But back again it grows.

Well, ol' ben lucas had a lot of mucus
Comin' right out of his nose.
He picked and picked till it made you sick,
But back again it grows.

When it's cotton picking time in texas,
Boys, it's booger picking time for ben.
He'd raise that finger mean and hostile
Stick it in that waitin' nostril,
Here he comes with a green one once again.

All right, pick it, eric!

Ol' ben lucas had a lot of mucus
Comin' right out of his nose.
He picked and picked till it made you sick,
But back again it grows.

Everybody!
Ol' ben lucas had a lot of mucus
Comin' right out of his nose,
He picked and picked till it made you sick
But back again it grows.




Kinky Friedman - They Ain't Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore

Oct 2005

  1. They Ain't Makin' Jews Like Jesus Anymore
  2. Rapid City South Dakota
  3. Popeye The Sailor Man
  4. Homo Erectus
  5. Lover Please
  6. Wild Man From Borneo
  7. Before All Hell Breaks Loose
  8. Somethin's Wrong With The Beaver
  9. When The Lord Closes The Door (He Opens...)
  10. Miss Nickelodeon
  11. Autograph
  12. Sold American
  13. Twinkle
  14. Ahab The Arab
  15. Dear Abbie
  16. Kinky
  17. Lady Yesterday
  18. Catfish
  19. Men's Room, L.A.
  20. Bananas And Cream
  21. Ol' Ben Lucas
  22. Ballad Of Ira Hayes
  23. Waitret Please Waitret
  24. Kasey
  25. If I Never Have Another Hit


Ol' Ben Lucas