Somethin's Wrong With The Beaver

(kinky friedman & panama red) She climbed the stairs that mornin' Found him rather pale His eyes they were the color Of half-drunk ginger ale. Faithful as a magnavox Hung-up on a song She cried down to the breakfast nook, ¡°ward, there's something wrong.¡± Somethin's wrong with the beaver Somethin's wrong with the beaver Somethin's wrong with the beaver The beaver I believe-uh is gone. Beaver was a dreamer, Never got it right. Died in livin' color, Lived in black an' white. Faithful as a magnavox Hung-up on a song She cries down to the breakfast nook, ¡°ward, there's something wrong.¡± Somethin's wrong with the beaver Somethin's wrong with the beaver Ward! Somethin's wrong with the beaver The beaver I believe-uh is gone. Somethin's wrong with the beaver Ward! Somethin's wrong with the beaver Lord! Somethin's wrong with the beaver Ooh! Somethin's wrong with the beaver Ha! Somethin's wrong with the beaver Beaver, huh! Somethin's wrong with the beaver.