Christmas Commentary Lyrics

Get a job, you bum bum bum bum
money dont grow on trees, you bum bum bum bum,

Silent Farts, Deadly Farts,
All was calm, Not for long,

Oh come on ye little forner C
ome and get them green cards
And learn some damn english and than how to drive

I wish my mother-in-law got Hit by a car
I Wish my mother-in-law got hit by a car
I Wish my mother-in-law got hit by a car
so I wouldnt have to hear her Bitch

Blue Balls, Blue balls
Its doller night, at the titty Club
See them Dance on my Pants, soon it will be bathroom time

You better watch Out I think shes a guy
I aint quite sure but somethin aint right
Janet reno’s comin to town

Donny the retard had an 8 pound water head
He was 5 foot 3 and he said to me
'My names donny’,

The First queir santa clause wore red leather chaps,
and a pair of white shorty sorts
that had a hole in the back,

I pissed my pants, the tolit was just to far
I Drunk to much damn Beer
I tried to hold it in, but my bladder just gave in
And I pissed right through my drawers
Riright through my Wrangler drawers,
I pissed
I pissed
Right my Wrangler Drawers

Larry the Cable Guy - A Very Larry Christmas

Nov 2004

1. Christmas Commentary
2. The Christmas Story
3. Santy For A Day
4. Oh Holy Crap
5. Fat Holiday Relatives
6. Singing Christmas Tree
7. A Letter To Shania Twain
8. O Little Girl From Birmingham
9. Waiter Commentary
10. Donny The Retard
11. Pissed-Off Christmas Poem
12. The Most Wonderful Ass
13. Titty Bar Christmas
14. Easy-To-Assemble
15. The First Queer Santy Claus
16. Fruitcake Commentary
17. Santy Claus, Santy Claus
18. I Pissed My Pants
19. Christmas Weight Gain
20. Grandpa's Thanksgiving Story
21. On The First Day Of Christmas
22. Redneck Santa Claus
23. Hark, The Hairlip Angel
24. A Letter To Santy Claus
25. Sticks And Horse Turds
26. Call A Doctor
27. Gift-Giving
28. I Wish My Mother-In-Law'd Get Hit By A Car