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2009-07-22

A Letter To Santy Claus

What the crap you gay saaannnty claus. you get on my pissing nerve. Every Christmas night while im drinking my millwalke. I hear some damn noise on my hose top. So you fag stay away from house. and if you dont ill beat the piss out of you. from your wost fan, Trevor Mckee

A Very Larry Christmas

Nov 2004

A Very Larry Christmas
  1. Christmas Commentary
  2. The Christmas Story
  3. Santy For A Day
  4. Oh Holy Crap
  5. Fat Holiday Relatives
  6. Singing Christmas Tree
  7. A Letter To Shania Twain
  8. O Little Girl From Birmingham
  9. Waiter Commentary
  10. Donny The Retard
  11. Pissed-Off Christmas Poem
  12. The Most Wonderful Ass
  13. Titty Bar Christmas
  14. Easy-To-Assemble
  15. The First Queer Santy Claus
  16. Fruitcake Commentary
  17. Santy Claus, Santy Claus
  18. I Pissed My Pants
  19. Christmas Weight Gain
  20. Grandpa's Thanksgiving Story
  21. On The First Day Of Christmas
  22. Redneck Santa Claus
  23. Hark, The Hairlip Angel
  24. A Letter To Santy Claus
  25. Sticks And Horse Turds
  26. Call A Doctor
  27. Gift-Giving
  28. I Wish My Mother-In-Law'd Get Hit By A Car