Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants? Lyrics

Can you spare any (social) change
after f**king every social donut hole?

The U.S. toilet is overflowing
(and sure needs an overthrowing)
With Mr. Media's diarrhea.

This dirty d**kin' disaster.
All of the dirty d**kin' during a diarrhea dilemma
This dirty d**kin' dilemma.