You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly Lyrics

You're the reason I'm ridin' 'round on recapped tyres
An' you're the reason I'm hangin' our clothes outside on walls
An' you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darling
Ah, but looks ain't everything
And money ain't everything
But, I love you just the same

You're the reason I changed to beer from soda pop
An' you're the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop
You're the reason our kids are ugly, little darling
Oh, but looks ain't everything
And money ain't everything
But, I love you just the same

I guess that we won't ever have, everything we need
'Cause when we get ahead, it's got another mouth to feed

And that's the reason my good looks and my figure's gone
And that's the reason I ain't got no hair to comb
An' you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darling
Ah but looks ain't everything
And money ain't everything
But, I love you just the same

Conway, why in the devil don't you gon'
And shave an' put on a clean pair of pants?
Loretta, look at yourself
I wish you'd take them curlers out of your hair
An' go put on a little bit of make up
An' get out of the housecoat before supper

Ha well let me tell you somethin', Conway
Considerin' everything I went through today
I look like a movie star
Yeah, Ruth Ca*sidy
Thank you

Besides that
All of our kids took after your part of our family anyway
Oh they did, huh? What about the one's that's bald?
Well, I guess you might say they took after me

Loretta Lynn - Honky Tonk Girl: The Loretta Lynn Collection

Sep 1994

1. Whispering Sea
2. Before I'm Over You
3. The Other Woman
4. This Haunted House
5. Wine, Women And Song
6. Mr. And Mrs. Used To Be
7. Happy Birthday
8. Our Hearts Are Holding Hands
9. The Home You're Tearin' Down
10. Dear Uncle Sam
11. A Man I Hardly Know
12. Talking To The Wall
13. These Boots Are Made For Walking
14. The Darkest Day
15. The Devil Gets His Due
16. The Shoe Goes On The Other Foot Tonight
17. Tomorrow Never Comes
18. If Loneliness Can Kill Me
19. Don't Come Home A'Drinkin' (With Lovin' On Your Mind)
20. There Goes My Everything
21. If You're Not Gone Too Long
22. What Kind Of Girl (Do You Think I Am?)
23. Who Says God Is Dead!
24. You've Just Stepped In (From Stepping Out On Me)
25. Woman Of The World (Leave My World Alone)
26. Love L-O-V-E
27. Who's Gonna Take The Garbage Out
28. You Wanna Give Me A Lift
29. The One You Need
30. Deep As Your Pocket
31. Crazy Out Of Your Mind
32. I Know How
33. Lead Me On
34. I Wanna Be Free
35. You're Lookin' At Country
36. Rated 'X'
37. Back Street Affair
38. Blueberry Hill
39. The Morning After Baby Let Me Down
40. It'll Feel Good After It Quits Hurtin'
41. Here I Am Again
42. Ain't It Funny
43. Love Is The Foundation
44. As Soon As I Hang Up The Phone
45. What Sundown Does To You
46. Hey Loretta
47. Trouble In Paradise
48. They Don't Make 'Em Like My Daddy Anymore
49. The Letter
50. Out Of My Head And Back In My Bed
51. Somebody Somewhere (Don't Know What He's Missin' Tonight)
52. She's Got You
53. Why Can't He Be You
54. I Can't Feel You Anymore
55. You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly
56. I've Got A Picutre Of Us On My Mind
57. I Lie
58. Who Was That Stranger