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2009-07-23

You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly

You're the reason I'm ridin' 'round on recapped tyres An' you're the reason I'm hangin' our clothes outside on walls An' you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darling Ah, but looks ain't everything And money ain't everything But, I love you just the same You're the reason I changed to beer from soda pop An' you're the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop You're the reason our kids are ugly, little darling Oh, but looks ain't everything And money ain't everything But, I love you just the same I guess that we won't ever have, everything we need 'Cause when we get ahead, it's got another mouth to feed And that's the reason my good looks and my figure's gone And that's the reason I ain't got no hair to comb An' you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darling Ah but looks ain't everything And money ain't everything But, I love you just the same Conway, why in the devil don't you gon' And shave an' put on a clean pair of pants? Loretta, look at yourself I wish you'd take them curlers out of your hair An' go put on a little bit of make up An' get out of the housecoat before supper Ha well let me tell you somethin', Conway Considerin' everything I went through today I look like a movie star Yeah, Ruth Ca*sidy Thank you Besides that All of our kids took after your part of our family anyway Oh they did, huh? What about the one's that's bald? Well, I guess you might say they took after me

Honky Tonk Girl: The Loretta Lynn Collection

Sep 1994

Honky Tonk Girl: The Loretta Lynn Collection
  1. Whispering Sea
  2. Before I'm Over You
  3. The Other Woman
  4. This Haunted House
  5. Wine, Women And Song
  6. Mr. And Mrs. Used To Be
  7. Happy Birthday
  8. Our Hearts Are Holding Hands
  9. The Home You're Tearin' Down
  10. Dear Uncle Sam
  11. A Man I Hardly Know
  12. Talking To The Wall
  13. These Boots Are Made For Walking
  14. The Darkest Day
  15. The Devil Gets His Due
  16. The Shoe Goes On The Other Foot Tonight
  17. Tomorrow Never Comes
  18. If Loneliness Can Kill Me
  19. Don't Come Home A'Drinkin' (With Lovin' On Your Mind)
  20. There Goes My Everything
  21. If You're Not Gone Too Long
  22. What Kind Of Girl (Do You Think I Am?)
  23. Who Says God Is Dead!
  24. You've Just Stepped In (From Stepping Out On Me)
  25. Woman Of The World (Leave My World Alone)
  26. Love L-O-V-E
  27. Who's Gonna Take The Garbage Out
  28. You Wanna Give Me A Lift
  29. The One You Need
  30. Deep As Your Pocket
  31. Crazy Out Of Your Mind
  32. I Know How
  33. Lead Me On
  34. I Wanna Be Free
  35. You're Lookin' At Country
  36. Rated 'X'
  37. Back Street Affair
  38. Blueberry Hill
  39. The Morning After Baby Let Me Down
  40. It'll Feel Good After It Quits Hurtin'
  41. Here I Am Again
  42. Ain't It Funny
  43. Love Is The Foundation
  44. As Soon As I Hang Up The Phone
  45. What Sundown Does To You
  46. Hey Loretta
  47. Trouble In Paradise
  48. They Don't Make 'Em Like My Daddy Anymore
  49. The Letter
  50. Out Of My Head And Back In My Bed
  51. Somebody Somewhere (Don't Know What He's Missin' Tonight)
  52. She's Got You
  53. Why Can't He Be You
  54. I Can't Feel You Anymore
  55. You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly
  56. I've Got A Picutre Of Us On My Mind
  57. I Lie
  58. Who Was That Stranger