Butter My Arse With A Pigeon Lyrics

What is it that gives a pop record that special something, that extra touch that makes it a hit and lifts it to the dizzy heights of the top of the top ten?

As the monster truck speeds up to pa*s
I find myself alone with you at last
Now's there's a little something that I forgot to ask:
If you've got the pigeon, I've got the a*s

Butter my a*s with a pigeon
Butter my a*s real good
Butter my a*s with a pigeon
Like you know you should
Butter my a*s with a pigeon
Butter my a*s right now
Butter my a*s with a pigeon
Tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow
We'll butter a cow