My Fondest Childhood Memories Lyrics

When I was 10, I had a live in babysitter
She had a pet kangaroo, wore big bre*sts and feathers
She gave me ice cream every time I screamed and hollered
And I loved her till I caught her s*xing my father

She gonna hurt you daddy never again
She wasn't a friend, so I killed her
She gonna hurt you daddy never again
She wasn't a friend, so I killed her

When I was 13 the plumber stopped by
The house was flooding and no one knew why
Within no time at all he got rid of the water
And I was grateful till I caught him plunging my mother

He gonna hurt you momma never again
He wasn't a friend, so I killed him
He gonna hurt you momma never again
He wasn't a friend so I killed him
He gonna hurt you momma never again
He wasn't a friend, so I killed him

And I don't feel bad about it
Say, say, say what?
And I don't feel bad about it
These are my fondest childhood memories

I, I was just a kid
So they let me go despite the murders that I did
All grown up now, as you can see
My parents are still happily married, thanks to me

She gonna hurt you daddy never again
She wasn't a friend, so I killed her
She gonna hurt you daddy never again
She wasn't a friend, so I killed her

He gonna hurt you momma never again
He wasn't a friend, so I killed him
He gonna hurt you momma never again
He wasn't a friend so I killed him

These are my fondest childhood memories

Macy Gray - The Trouble With Being Myself

Jul 2003

1. When I See You
2. It Ain't The Money
3. She Ain't Right For You
4. Things That Made Me Change
5. Come Together
6. She Don't Write Songs About You
7. Jesus For A Day
8. My Fondest Childhood Memories
9. Happiness
10. Speechless
11. Screamin'
12. Every Now And Then