My Fondest Childhood Memories

When I was 10, I had a live in babysitter She had a pet kangaroo, wore big bre*sts and feathers She gave me ice cream every time I screamed and hollered And I loved her till I caught her s*xing my father She gonna hurt you daddy never again She wasn't a friend, so I killed her She gonna hurt you daddy never again She wasn't a friend, so I killed her When I was 13 the plumber stopped by The house was flooding and no one knew why Within no time at all he got rid of the water And I was grateful till I caught him plunging my mother He gonna hurt you momma never again He wasn't a friend, so I killed him He gonna hurt you momma never again He wasn't a friend so I killed him He gonna hurt you momma never again He wasn't a friend, so I killed him And I don't feel bad about it Say, say, say what? And I don't feel bad about it These are my fondest childhood memories I, I was just a kid So they let me go despite the murders that I did All grown up now, as you can see My parents are still happily married, thanks to me She gonna hurt you daddy never again She wasn't a friend, so I killed her She gonna hurt you daddy never again She wasn't a friend, so I killed her He gonna hurt you momma never again He wasn't a friend, so I killed him He gonna hurt you momma never again He wasn't a friend so I killed him These are my fondest childhood memories