Callin' In Twisted Lyrics

I'm calling in sick
I'm calling in twisted
I was drinking two-fisted
I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted

Hanging with friends
We were doing slammers
They try and get me hammered
Boss, I said no
But they insisted

I'm calling in sick
I'm calling in bland
The biggest Freak-a-zoid ever known to man
I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted

I'm calling in sick
I'm calling in tired
Look man I am oh so wired
I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted

Won't be the first time I lost a good job
Look at me now - a drunken slob
I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted

I'm calling in pissed
Hung over y'all
I'm gonna use the fake cough when I make that call
I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted

I'm calling in sick
I'm calling in twisted
I was drinking two-fisted
I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted

I'm calling in pissed
Hung over y'all
I'm gonna use the fake cough when I make that call
I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted

Yeah I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted

Yeah I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted

Yeah I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted

Reverend Horton Heat - Revival

Jun 2004

1. The Happy Camper
2. Revival
3. Callin' In Twisted
4. If It Ain't Got Rhythm
5. New York City Girls
6. Indigo Friends
7. Someone In Heaven
8. Octopus Mode
9. Party Mad
10. Honky Tonk Girl
11. Lonesome Man
12. I'm Your Pet Rock
13. Rumble Strip
14. We Belong Forever
15. Goin' Back Home