I Wanna Be A Homosexual Lyrics

I got a little lisp
and I've been working on my limp wrist
Women are a drag
and I think I wanna be a faggot now
A mincing ninny
A prancing fairy merry little queen
A Bruce LaBruce wet dream
A nancy boy with wings
I wanna be a homos*xual
Shock the middle cla*s
Take it up your punk rock a*s
You rub your little thing
When you see phonk dykes in Penthouse magazine
So what's the difference
Mr. Cream rinse you just need a man
A beefy leather fag
To take you out in drag
Call me a faggot-
Call me a butt-loving-fudge-packing-queer
I don't care
Cause it's the straight in straght edge
That makes me want to drink a beer
And be a pansy a homo
Sock the middle cla*s
Take it up your punk rock a*s
You rub your puny thing
When you see studs with tight jeans
pa*s you on the street
Who wears short shorts: You wear short shorts
Your so full of shit
Why dont you admit, that you dont have
the balls to be a queer

Screeching Weasel - Kill The Musicians

May 1995

1. Around On You
2. Celena
3. Fathead
4. Good Morning
5. I Need Therapy
6. I Think We're Alone Now
7. I Wanna Be A Homosexual
8. Kamala's Too Nice
9. Mary Was An Anarchist
10. Punkhouse
11. Radio Blast
12. Science Of Myth
13. She's Giving Me The Creeps
14. Soap Opera
15. Something Wrong
16. Stab Stab Stab
17. The American Dream
18. The Girl Next Door
19. This Bud's For Me