The song I Wanna Be A Homosexual is performed by Screeching Weasel in the album named Kill The Musicians in the year 1995 .
I got a little lisp
and I've been working on my limp wrist
Women are a drag
and I think I wanna be a faggot now
A mincing ninny
A prancing fairy merry little queen
A Bruce LaBruce wet dream
A nancy boy with wings
I wanna be a homos*xual
Shock the middle cla*s
Take it up your punk rock a*s
You rub your little thing
When you see phonk dykes in Penthouse magazine
So what's the difference
Mr. Cream rinse you just need a man
A beefy leather fag
To take you out in drag
Call me a faggot-
Call me a butt-loving-fudge-packing-queer
I don't care
Cause it's the straight in straght edge
That makes me want to drink a beer
And be a pansy a homo
Sock the middle cla*s
Take it up your punk rock a*s
You rub your puny thing
When you see studs with tight jeans
pa*s you on the street
Who wears short shorts: You wear short shorts
Your so full of shit
Why dont you admit, that you dont have
the balls to be a queer
Screeching Weasel - Kill The Musicians
Kill The Musicians
- Around On You
- Celena
- Fathead
- Good Morning
- I Need Therapy
- I Think We're Alone Now
- I Wanna Be A Homosexual
- Kamala's Too Nice
- Mary Was An Anarchist
- Punkhouse
- Radio Blast
- Science Of Myth
- She's Giving Me The Creeps
- Soap Opera
- Something Wrong
- Stab Stab Stab
- The American Dream
- The Girl Next Door
- This Bud's For Me