Ballad of Chasey Lain Lyrics

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your a*s?
Write back as soon as you can

You've had a lotta d**k
Had a lotta d**k
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta d**k Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your a*s when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

You've had a lotta d**k
Had a lotta d**k
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta d**k Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your a*s

You've had a lotta d**k
Had a lotta d**k
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta d**k Chasey
But you ain't had mine

P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show �em them titties
Now show �em them titties
P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show �em them titties
Now show �em them titties

Would ya f**k me for blow?

The Bloodhound Gang - Mope

Sep 2000

1. Mope [The Bloodhound Gang Mix]
2. Mope [The Pet Shop Boys 7" Remix]
3. Mope [The Swamp Remix]
4. Fire Water Burn [The Bloodhound Gang Remix]
5. Ballad of Chasey Lain [The Cousin Mike Video]
6. Tic-Tac-Toe [The Remus "Pops" Jefferson Game]