Ballad of Chasey Lain

Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to explain I'm your biggest fan I just wanted to ask Could I eat your a*s? Write back as soon as you can You've had a lotta d**k Had a lotta d**k I've had a lotta time Had a lotta time You've had a lotta d**k Chasey But you ain't had mine Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to complain Ya never wrote me back How could I ever eat Your a*s when ya treat Your biggest fan like that? You've had a lotta d**k Had a lotta d**k I've had a lotta time Had a lotta time You've had a lotta d**k Chasey But you ain't had mine Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to constrain This letter is my last As your biggest fan I must demand You let me eat your a*s You've had a lotta d**k Had a lotta d**k I've had a lotta time Had a lotta time You've had a lotta d**k Chasey But you ain't had mine P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey Chasey this is my mom and dad Now show �em them titties Now show �em them titties P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey Chasey this is my mom and dad Now show �em them titties Now show �em them titties Would ya f**k me for blow?