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2008-12-01

No Hard Feelings

Ain't my job To f**k you on your birthday Ain't my job To f**k you on your birthday anymore Ain't my job To f**k you on your birthday Ain't my job To f**k you on your birthday anymore Maybe you got screwed but i dumped you 'cause you ain't nothin' but trash I put out despite the fact that you're like a hawaiian punch moustache Right under my nose thinking i'm so colonel klink oblivious But how could i not see you got off scot-free 'cause i know this means it Ain't my job To f**k you on your birthday Ain't my job To f**k you on your birthday anymore Ain't my job To f**k you on your birthday Ain't my job To f**k you on your birthday anymore If i want to be repeatedly shit on i'll go make dutch porn When roughly translated even your name in truth means squat and what's more I'm missing you like a hijacked flight on september 11th I don't know who got on you but i'm not wrong in thanking them since it Ain't my job To f**k you on your birthday Ain't my job To f**k you on your birthday anymore Ain't my job To f**k you on your birthday Ain't my job To f**k you on your birthday anymore Maybe it ain't your birthday but then again Ya know i wouldn't give a f**k When what i shoulda got is over ya sooner so now I'm just gonna wrap it up Maybe it ain't your birthday but then again Ya know i wouldn't give a f**k When what i shoulda got is over ya sooner so now I'm just gonna wrap it up Ain't my job I'm just gonna wrap it up To f**k you on your birthday I'm just gonna wrap it up Ain't my job I'm just gonna wrap it up To f**k you on your birthday anymore I'm just gonna wrap it up Ain't my job I'm just gonna wrap it up To f**k you on your birthday I'm just gonna wrap it up Ain't my job I'm just gonna wrap it up To f**k you on your birthday anymore I'm just gonna wrap it up

Hefty Fine

2005-09-27

Hefty Fine
  1. Strictly For The Tardcore
  2. Balls Out
  3. Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
  4. I'm The Least You Could Do
  5. Farting With A Walkman On
  6. Ralph Wiggum
  7. Something Diabolical
  8. Overheard In A Wawa Parking Lot
  9. Pennsylvania
  10. Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss
  11. No Hard Feelings
  12. Hefty Fine
  1. Fire Water Burn
  2. Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
  3. I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks
  4. Why's Everybody Always Pickin' on Me
  5. Bad Touch
  6. Ballad of Chasey Lain
  7. Three Point One Four
  8. Mope
  9. I Hope You Die
  10. Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying
  11. Along Comes Mary
  12. Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
  13. Unh Tiss Unh Tiss Unh Tiss
  14. No Hard Feelings