Modern Man Blues

And only heaven knows his limit But a naggin' bitchin' woman Digs a hole and puts him in it A sophisticated man Needs a little something on the side So what you don't get at home You've gotta get outside, hey She's gone I'm spending all of my money She's gone, gone, gone And I can swing with my honey She's gone I'm so glad my woman's gone Now time goes marching on And it won't wait for you You've gotta take it when it's offered And get it when it's due Now a man can move much faster Without a millstone around his neck So if you get the chance to lose it You've gotta drop it and run like heck, hey She's gone I'm spending all of my money She's gone, gone, gone And I can swing with my honey She's gone I'm so glad my woman's gone She's gone I'm spending all of my money She's gone, gone, gone And I can swing with my honey She's gone I'm so glad my woman's gone