Dirty Nursery Rhymes

You ain't got no shit for me, fool My mama and your mama was talkin' a little shit My mama called your mama a bulldaggin' a*s bitch I know your sister, and the bitch ain't shit She slayed me and all the boys, and even s*cked our d**k Jack and Jill, went up the hill to have a little fun Jack got mad, kicked Jill, in the a*s 'cause she couldn't make him cum Mama bear and papa bear went for a walk through the forest Mama bear asked papa bear, could he eat her porridge Papa bear said, "Shit bitch, you must think I'm sick Just get down here on your knees and s*ck this bad a*s d**k" Abraham Lincoln was a good old man He hopped out the window with his d**k in his hand Said, "Excuse me lady, I'm doin' my duty So pull down your pants and give me some booty" There's an old lady who lives in a shoe Got a house full of kids don't know what to do She s*cked and f**ked all the niggas around When it's time to pay rent couldn't none be found Little miss Muffet, sat on a tuffet With her legs gapped open wide Up came a spider looked up inside her And said, "That pus*y's wide" Little Jack Horner, sat in a corner f**king this cutie pie Stuck in his thumb, made the bitch cum Said, "Hell, of a nigga am I" Humpty Dumpty, fell off the wall 'Cause a hoe on the Ave. was s*cking his balls All the king's horses and all the king's men Couldn't put that fat motherf**ker back together again Hey wait, I got one, did this, I got one, check this out The two dudes, dig this, the two dudes Two dudes dressed like nuns, right Little Red Riding Hood, was on her way To grandmother's house But before she got there she met this man That turned her hot a*s out Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair The dog's on my a*s and gettin' near The hair came loose and fell in a lake Bitch, check the weave that's in that lake Bitch, get that weave out You dirty bitch, get that weave out Mix say, bitch, get that weave out Hey, you ruined my record, man, I just bought it