The song Dirty Nursery Rhymes is performed by 2 Live Crew in the album named As Nasty as They Wanna Be in the year 1996 .
You ain't got no shit for me, fool
My mama and your mama was talkin' a little shit
My mama called your mama a bulldaggin' a*s bitch
I know your sister, and the bitch ain't shit
She slayed me and all the boys, and even s*cked our d**k
Jack and Jill, went up the hill to have a little fun
Jack got mad, kicked Jill, in the a*s 'cause she couldn't make him cum
Mama bear and papa bear went for a walk through the forest
Mama bear asked papa bear, could he eat her porridge
Papa bear said, "Shit bitch, you must think I'm sick
Just get down here on your knees and s*ck this bad a*s d**k"
Abraham Lincoln was a good old man
He hopped out the window with his d**k in his hand
Said, "Excuse me lady, I'm doin' my duty
So pull down your pants and give me some booty"
There's an old lady who lives in a shoe
Got a house full of kids don't know what to do
She s*cked and f**ked all the niggas around
When it's time to pay rent couldn't none be found
Little miss Muffet, sat on a tuffet
With her legs gapped open wide
Up came a spider looked up inside her
And said, "That pus*y's wide"
Little Jack Horner, sat in a corner
f**king this cutie pie
Stuck in his thumb, made the bitch cum
Said, "Hell, of a nigga am I"
Humpty Dumpty, fell off the wall
'Cause a hoe on the Ave. was s*cking his balls
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put that fat motherf**ker back together again
Hey wait, I got one, did this, I got one, check this out
The two dudes, dig this, the two dudes
Two dudes dressed like nuns, right
Little Red Riding Hood, was on her way
To grandmother's house
But before she got there she met this man
That turned her hot a*s out
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair
The dog's on my a*s and gettin' near
The hair came loose and fell in a lake
Bitch, check the weave that's in that lake
Bitch, get that weave out
You dirty bitch, get that weave out
Mix say, bitch, get that weave out
Hey, you ruined my record, man, I just bought it
2 Live Crew - As Nasty as They Wanna Be
As Nasty as They Wanna Be
- Me So Horny
- Put Her In The Buck
- D.K. Almighty
- C'mon Babe
- Dirty Nursery Rhymes
- Break It On Down
- 2 Live Blues
- I Ain't Bullsh...in'
- Get Loose Now
- The F--k Shop
- If You Believe In Having S*x
- My Seven Bizzos
- Get The F--k Out Of My House
- Reggae Joint
- Fraternity Record
- Bad A--B--h
- Mega Mixx lll
- Coolin'