Down & Out II

welcome 2 the second chapter,my friend (my friend).. i told you 3 songs before,how the story began. believe me, bein' broke is not the best of all,but the worst of all is if u're tryin'2 be rich and have a dog hangin'on your testicals,yo. i ran away,and then i tried 2 hide. i saw this muthafukkin'bus on the corner,so i jumped inside. the doors got closed,so i took a look around,guess what i saw... 24 beautiful women,lookin at me without makin a sound. this must b a dream and i tried 2 wake up (shit!). but this little munster between my legs proved me da opposite,yo. one bite deeper,and i would sound like rob halford. so i said,listen up ladies,there's a thing that i need ya help 4. get this dog (shall i call it a dog or a rat?)off my d**k,better make it quick, this little teeth are makin me sikk. they were from sweden,a cheerleadin-team, on their way 2 some kind of championship,if u know what i mean. the girl in the middle said:"get this pus*y!", i said :"what?now?" "not you!the chihuahua,that seems 2 be part of your balls." ey yo,the beast jumped off,and my menhood got saved, and 12 fukkin'hours later 24 pussies got shaved...