I Can Do That

[MIKE] I'm watchin' Sis Go pitterpat. Said, "I can do that, I can do that." Knew ev'ry step Right off the bat. Said, "I can do that, I can do that." One morning Sis won't go to dance cla*s I grabbed her shoes and tights and all, But my foot's too small, So, I stuff her shoes With extra socks, Run seven blocks In nothin' flat. Hell, I can do that, I can do that. I got to cla*s And had it made, And so I stayed The rest of my life. All thanks to Sis (Now married and fat), I can do this. That I can do! I can do that.