Big Balls

I'm upper, upper cla*s high society God's gift to ballroom notoriety And I always fill my ballroom The event is never small the social papers say I've got the biggest balls of all CHORUS I've got big balls I've got big balls And they're such big balls fancy big balls And he's got big balls, And she's got big balls, But we've got the biggest balls of them all! And my balls are always bouncing My ballroom always full And everybody comes and comes again If your name is on the guest list No one can take you higher Everybody says I've got great balls of fire! CHORUS Some balls are held for charity And some for fancy dress But when they're held for pleasure, They're the balls that I like best. And my balls are always bouncing, To the left and to the right. It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night. CHORUS And I'm just itching to tell you about them Oh, we have such wonderful fun Seafood cocktail Crabs Crayfish