Crabsody In Blue

Well they move on down And they crawl around Walkin' sideways Sideways walkin' Gives me the blues And then you start to scratch And they start to hatch Walkin' sideways Sideways walkin' Gives me the blues Oh, and when they start to itch Then it's time to take the bitch For an appoinment Before you start to scream That's when you apply the cream Blues ointment Well the doctor said We got to make 'em dead Stops 'em walkin Sideways walkin' Gives me the blues Oh, and when you start to scream That's when you apply the cream Blues ointment And when they start to itch You go out and you take the bitch For an appoinment Well you rub it on And you rub it in Stops em walkin' Sideways walkin' gives them the blues They got the blues. Gives them the blues.