A.N.T.S.

Sung to the tune of "Y.M.C.A." by the Village People Antfan, there's no need to feel down I said Antfan, cos' we ain't been around I said Antfan, there's no others in town Who can do the things that we do Antfan, there's a place you can go I said Antfan, called the Antmusic Show I said go there, to Adam and the Ants They can make you start new romance It's fun to go to the A.N.T.S. It's fun to go to the A.N.T.S. Put on a kilt, dye your hair green And dance the Zerox-Machine A.N.T.S. it's fun to go to the A.N.T.S. Put on your paint And hold up your head Till all the though (??) men drop dead Antfan, I was once in your shoes So tired and fed up with the blues So I went and got me a sound And we called that sound Antmusic No band does it just like we do I said no band gets to satisfy you Go there to the Adam and the Ants They can make you start new romance Antfan what do you want to be Nowhere or an Ant just like me You can go there to Adam and the Ants They can make you start new romance