Sung to the tune of "Y.M.C.A." by the Village People
Antfan, there's no need to feel down
I said Antfan, cos' we ain't been around
I said Antfan, there's no others in town
Who can do the things that we do
Antfan, there's a place you can go
I said Antfan, called the Antmusic Show
I said go there, to Adam and the Ants
They can make you start new romance
It's fun to go to the A.N.T.S.
It's fun to go to the A.N.T.S.
Put on a kilt, dye your hair green
And dance the Zerox-Machine
A.N.T.S. it's fun to go to the A.N.T.S.
Put on your paint
And hold up your head
Till all the though (??) men drop dead
Antfan, I was once in your shoes
So tired and fed up with the blues
So I went and got me a sound
And we called that sound Antmusic
No band does it just like we do
I said no band gets to satisfy you
Go there to the Adam and the Ants
They can make you start new romance
Antfan what do you want to be
Nowhere or an Ant just like me
You can go there to Adam and the Ants
They can make you start new romance
Adam Ant - Antbox
- Young Parisians [#][Demo Version] - Adam & the Ants, Adam & the Ants, Adam Ant
- Lady/Catch a Falling Star [#] - Adam & the Ants, Adam Ant
- Plastic Surgery - Adam & the Ants, Adam & the Ants, Adam Ant
- B-Side Baby - Adam & the Ants, Adam & the Ants, Adam Ant
- Hampstead [#][Demo Version] - Adam & the Ants, Adam & the Ants, Adam Ant
- Bathroom Function [#][Demo Version] - Adam & the Ants, Adam & the Ants, Adam Ant
- Rubber People [#][Demo Version] - Adam & the Ants, Adam Ant
- It Doesn't Matter - Adam & the Ants, Adam & the Ants, Adam Ant
- Liggotage [Live] - Adam & the Ants, Adam & the Ants, Adam Ant
- Fat Fun [New Mix][#] - Adam & the Ants, Adam & the Ants, Adam Ant
- Boil in the Bag Man [#][Demo Version] - Adam & the Ants, Adam & the Ants, Adam Ant
- Deutscher Girls [Album Version] - Adam & the Ants, Adam & the Ants, Adam Ant
- Cleopatra - Adam & the Ants, Adam & the Ants, Adam Ant
- Never Trust a Man (With Egg on His Face) - Adam & the Ants, Adam & the Ants, Adam Ant
- Lou [Live] - Adam & the Ants, Adam & the Ants, Adam Ant
- Song for Ruth Ellis [#][Demo Version] - Adam & the Ants, Adam Ant
- Catholic Day - Adam & the Ants, Adam & the Ants, Adam Ant
- Whip in My Valise - Adam & the Ants, Adam & the Ants, Adam Ant
- Car Trouble [Single] - Adam & the Ants, Adam & the Ants, Adam Ant
- Kick [Single] - Adam & the Ants, Adam & the Ants, Adam Ant
- Killer in the Home - Adam & the Ants, Adam & the Ants, Adam Ant
- Rancheros [#][Demo Version] - Adam & the Ants, Adam & the Ants, Adam Ant
- Magnificent 5 [Alternate Mix][#] - Adam & the Ants, Adam & the Ants, Adam Ant
- Ants Invasion - Adam & the Ants, Adam & the Ants, Adam Ant
- A.N.T.S. [#] - Adam & the Ants, Adam Ant
- Picasso Visita el Planeta de los Simios [Album Version] - Adam & the Ants, Adam Ant
- I Win Zulus [#][Demo Version] - Adam & the Ants, Adam & the Ants, Adam Ant
- Coup d'Etat [#][Demo Version] - Adam & the Ants, Adam & the Ants, Adam Ant
- Zydeco [#] - Adam & the Ants
- Puss'n Boots [Single] - Adam & the Ants, Adam Ant
- Saigon [#] - Adam & the Ants, Adam Ant
- Vive le Rock [#][Demo Version] - Adam & the Ants, Adam Ant
- No Zap [Wessex Version] [#] - Adam & the Ants, Adam & the Ants, Adam Ant
- Miss Thing - Adam & the Ants, Adam Ant
- Steve McQueen [#] - Adam & the Ants, Adam Ant
- Hired Gun [#] - Adam & the Ants, Adam Ant
- Human Bondage Den - Adam & the Ants, Adam & the Ants, Adam Ant
- Brand New Torso [#] - Adam & the Ants, Adam & the Ants, Adam Ant
- High Heels in High Places [#] - Adam & the Ants, Adam Ant
- Manners and Physique [#][Demo Version] - Adam & the Ants, Adam Ant