Friend Or Foe

If I ask you difficult questions If I make improper suggestions Would you find that a risk to your health? Would you put me up on the bookshelf With the books and the plants? Desperate but not serious Your kisses drive me delerious If I were kind and adoring How would that be? Very borring Mister Pressman with your penknife Always asking about my s*xlife And who with and how many times? Desperate but not serious Your kisses drive me delerious All the advice seems so unkind