Big Ten-Inch Record

Got me the strangest woman Believe it, this chick's no cinch I tried to get her goin' I wanna whip out my big ten inch Record of the band that plays the blues Well, the band that plays the blues She just loved my big ten inch Record of her favorite blues Last night I tried to tease her I gave my love a little pinch But she said, "Stop the bullshit Won't you whip out your big ten inch?" Record of the band that plays the blues Well, the band that plays the blues She just loved my big ten inch Record of her favorite blues I'll cover her with kisses When we're in a lovers clinch It seems she gets all excited When she puts on my big ten inch Record of the band that plays the blues Well, the band that plays the blues She just loved my big ten inch Record of her favorite blues If my daddy could see me now [Incomprehensible] [Incomprehensible] 'Cept for my big ten inch Record of the band that plays the blues Band that plays the blues She just loved my big ten inch Record of her favorite blues