Red Toupee

To Catalina on a fishing boat We call it Henry Cisneros We got no money but we stay afloat The jellyfishes don't scare us You're telling everybody life's a ball Too many pleasures to mention You do a cartwheel in the shopping mall You seem to get their attention CHORUS In your red toupee In your red toupee You take y our number to a Broadway play It keeps her well out of danger You're blowing bubbles in the matinee You never looked any stranger CHORUS People say that you're unusual You just tell them they're confused If only they were more like you They'd brighten up their day CHORUS Promenades in furs and laces People put on airs and graces Bedroom ey es in boardroom faces Oh where will it lead To Catalina on a fishing boat We call it Henry Cisneros We got no mony but we stay afloat Thos jellyfishes don't scare us In our red toupees Oh we got our red toupees In your mauve toupee Turquoise toupee In your green toupee Cerise toupee Why are you wearing that strange toupee -------------------------------------------------