If It Ain't One Thing

I guess it's just not my day The wind blew my morning paper away Then I cut my toe on a sliver of gla*s From the storm door you broke when you left here so fast If it ain't one thing, it's you If you've heard that I'm goin' crazy, it's true The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do If it ain't one thing, it's you Well, I rented that movie you hate But that old VCR just chewed up the tape Then I went to the freezer, thought I'd cook me a steak All I found was that old piece of our wedding cake If it ain't one thing, it's you If you've heard that I'm goin' crazy, it's true The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do If it ain't one thing, it's you But I never knew that I needed you so But now that I've lost you, I can't let you go If it ain't one thing, oh, it's you If you've heard that I'm goin' crazy, it's true The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do If it ain't one thing, it's you Oh, if it ain't one thing, it's you