Cold Ethyl

One thing I miss Is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss We met last night Making love by the refrigerator light Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms One thing, no lie Ethyl's frigid as an Eskimo pie She's cool in bed Well she oughta be 'coz Ethyl's dead Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms Come on Cold Ethyl Freeze me babe That's cool That's nice One thing, it's true Cold Ethyl, I am stuck on you And everything is my way Ethyl don't have much to say Ethyl Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms Ethyl Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms Come here Cold Ethyl What makes you so cold? Ooo so cold Cold Ethyl Cold Cold Ethyl Cold Ethyl Cold Cold Ethyl Cold Ethyl Cold Cold Ethyl Cold Ethyl Cold Cold Ethyl If I live 'til ninety-seven You'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven 'Coz you're cool, you're ice Cold Ethyl, you're my paradise