I'm The Coolest

You know that I'm the coolest that's ever come around You'll notice things get hotter whenever I'm in town I mean I gotta be the coolest, who else could it be? Everybody knows who's really cool, me Let's face it, I'm the greatest, Mr. Number One My hometown built a statue to their favorite son I mean I gotta be the greatest, I'm just a ball of fun I mean I'm definitely the greatest, I'm also the coolest You can't leave a package like me sitting on no shelf Let me tell you I'm so cool Sonny I'm gonna save a little for myself Come here, come here baby, come over here a minute Who is the coolest? I mean how do I look? Yeah You can't leave a package like me sitting on no shelf Let me tell you I'm so cool Sonny I'm gonna save a little for myself You know the day I was born, there were these four dudes up on a hill And they saw this star hanging out over town And the whole world seemed to stand still It made the Sunday papers, I guess it proves for sure I am the coolest I am the greatest, I am the baddest I am the smoothest, I'm just the best Sand dancer come on, ah yeah, right