The Happy Birthday Song

When I wake up in the morning Pour the coffee and I read the paper An' then I slowly and so softly do the dishes And feed the fishes Sing me "Happy Birthday" Sing it like it's going to be your last day Like it's Hallelujah Don't just let it pa*s on through ya It's a giant among cliches And that's why I want you to sing it anyway Sing me "Happy Birthday" Only 'cause hell, what's it all about anyway Sing me "Happy Birthday" Happy birthday, it's gonna be your last day Gonna be your last day here on earth Sing me "Happy Birthday" Happy birthday, like it's gonna be your Gonna be your last day