If He Tries Anything

I'm invincible, so are you We do all the things they say we can't do We walk around in the middle of the night And if it's too far to walk, we just hitch a ride We got rings of dirt around our necks We talk like auctioneers and we bounce like checks We smell like shit, still when we walk down the street All the boys line up to throw themselves at our feet I say, "I think he likes you", you say, "I think he do too" Go and get him girl before he gets you I'll be watching you from the wings I will come to your rescue if he tries anything It's a long long road, it's a big big world We are wise, wise women, we are giggling girls We both carry a smile to show when we're pleased We both carry a switchblade in our sleeves Tell you one thing, I'm gonna make noise when I go down For ten square blocks, they're gonna know I died All the goddesses will come up to the ripped screen door And say, "What do you want, dear?" and I'll say, "I want inside" I say, "I think he likes you", you say, "I think he do too" Go and get him girl before he gets you I'll be watching you from the wings I will come to your rescue if he tries anything