I'm The Man

Ow!, Ow! *NOT! NOT! Yeah... *NOT! Now we're Anthrax and we take no shit And we don't care for writing hits The sound you hear is what we like I'll steal your pop-tarts like I stole your... Socks! *YO man, what's the matter with you? I'll get it the next time, I mean it... Charlie, beat the beats, the beats you beat The only thing harder's the smell of my feet So listen up 'cause you might get dissed Go drain the lizard or take a... Chair! Damn...watch the beat! chorus: I'm on your case, I'm in your face *****Kick you and your MOTHER back in place Step up s*cker, understand *Don't you know THAT I'm the man! I'm the man! I'm so bad I should be in detention! I'm the man! Shut up! We've got real def rhythms and fresh new jams And ya think we got egos but we're just hams Scott plays stickball and likes to skate Frank is never on time he's always... Sleeping! Late! They drink the drinks, the drinks they drank I put my money in the bank They cut their crack, they offer joints We don't do drugs, do you get our... Meaning! Point! Point! Watch the beat! chorus For a heavy metal band raps a different way We like to different and not cliche They say rap and metal can never mix *Well all of them can s*ck OUR s*xual organ located in the lower abdominal area! *No man, it's d**kS! Ow! Ow! MASTER! Fart the farts, the farts he farted I pick my nose 'cause I'm retarted Like El Duce says smell my anal vapor And wipe my butt with your... Face! Toilet paper! Yo, watch the beat! chorus So, as this rap is winding down It's plain to see we wear the crown You know Anthrax is number one But we don't care, we just wanna have... A festival! Fun you stupid idiot! Joey mailed the mail, the mail he mailed We are the kings that all shout hell We're like a diamond that is forever And will remain the hardest ever I'm so bad, it's a crime Ow! Ow! *NOT! NA-NA-NA-NA-NOT!