Milk

I woke up, can't wait to eat Got my cereal, boy was I beat Opened the fridge, and to my dismay There was no milk, my mother will pay I want some milk! My coffee grows cold I want some milk! I should've been told I wish I had some goddamn milk My cheerios just ain't the same I wish I had some goddamn milk Too bad the milkman never came I can't go, out to the store I'll just wait 'till mommy buys more I'll just have, wheat thins and beer If I get sick the toilet is near