Quiche Lorraine

The skies are charcoal gray It's a dreary downtown day But at the end of my thirty foot leash Is my little friend Quiche Quiche La Poodle is her name And having a good time On a crummy day is our game Quiche, Quiche Lorraine Quiche, Quiche Lorraine Quiche, Quiche Lorraine Everyday I take her out, yeah She runs around, and she shouts out, barks, yea 'Cause she's a good doggie She's a sweet, sweet, sweet puppy And I know she'll stick by me, yeah Oh no, here comes a Great Dane, drivin' down the lane (Quiche, Quiche Lorraine) Quiche, Quiche, Quiche come back here (Quiche, Quiche Lorraine) Don't leave me, I'll go in-sane, I'll go insane How do you like that? Has anybody seen a dog dyed dark green About two inches tall, with a strawberry blonde fall Sungla*ses and a bonnet And designer jeans with appliques on it? The dog that brought me so much joy Left me wallowing in pain Quiche Lorraine I'll show her Do you see the key in my hand? I'm gonna throw it in the lake Yeah, you've been so rotten to me You take the cake I'm just gonna lock the door to your kennel And just you try and come back to me, yeah, you'll see (Quiche, Quiche Lorraine) You mangy mutt (Quiche, Quiche Lorraine) I'm talking about Quiche (Quiche, Quiche Lorraine) Quiche Lorraine